Motherhood Monday You can't make this stuff up

 
I originally wrote a sweet post about families.  Than as the day went on I decided humor is what the world really needs to here is what happened to me.

My children have decided flushing a toilet isn't for them so I have to flush. This time the hand wiggled and the chain fell off. No big deal right? WRONG!

We have a black cabinet that sits over the toilet and leaves a small access point there a person with really small hands can wiggle the lid off.  I get the lid off, sticking my arm in the slightly warm water due to the fact the out side temp is 117 degrees.  I start to pull up the chain and realize my arm is suck.  I can't move it. I drop the chain and I still can't move it due to the placement of the cabinet. I try to lift the cabinet with my shoulder but he doesn't want to move because I don't have enough leverage.
As I lay across the toliet wondering how I am going to do this Number 3 (5) and Number 4 (3) comes into the bathroom.
5 year old "Mom I need a snack."
3 year old "Momma  I need help." He tries to hand me the kindle but with my arm stuck I can't turn to face him or fix whatever is wrong with the kindle.
Me "Kiddos mommy needs."
5 Year old "You always need stuff. I need stuff to. I need a snack!"
Me "Listen please my arm is stuck do when I get it out I will get you a snack now please leave."
5 year old "Make sure you wash your hands." Lots of sassy
Me "That wasn't nice."
Hair pulled in front of number 3's face and she leaves the bathroom.
I thought I might have my arm losses as I grab the chain once more.
3 year old "Momma NOW! Now!"
Me "I need a second to get my.
3 year old "No Momma Now!"
Me: "Child leave me alone NOW!"
He left mumbling in tears.  I was finally able to get my arm out leaving a little skin behind but the toilet.  The chain was fixed and everyone was happy with getting away with whatever they wanted to for 20 mins.

I can't make this stuff up. My arm is stuck and my kids demanding anything and everything they could.  When I got out of the bathroom washed my hands as directed everyone was given snack and nap time.